Tell All Your Friends: Shoes

Whether you like it or not, “What we do in this life, echoes in eternity!” Red (Pineapple Express, 2008).
Unfortunately, this also applies to that moment when you wake up in the morning and decide what pair of shoes you’re going to wear.

Naturally, the human foot was not evolved to have a shoe wrapped around it and much less to have a layer of rubber, foam, or any other form of cushioning beneath it. So when you want to put in one sentence, you could say that most shoes are just a pair of synthetic but yet slow torture devices.

Many fashionable shoes are the culprit; extending from various forms of heels, the infamous Vans and Converse, and even the most recently acclaimed Toms.

So emos, “scene”mos, fashion fiends and hipsters alike, watch your feet. You may seem cool now, but unless you find a new brand of kicks you might need a good pair of Dr. Scholl’s inserts or a chiropractor with phenomenal talent when you get older due to injured feet.